Uranium, A Rattlesnake, And A Open Bottle Of Whiskey

Oklahoma News 4 reports that police pulled over a vehicle with expired tabs to find a number of surprises inside.  A rattlesnake, an open bottle of whiskey, and canister of radioactive powdered uranium!

What exactly were these people planning to do?  My guess is that they were going to somehow get the snake to snort the powdered uranium, then let the snake bite them, and disinfect the bite with the whiskey.  All in hopes of becoming some sort of superhero or supervillain.  

Whatever the plan was I think they deserve a movie deal immediately!  I’ll start working on a script right now…