Ahhh blissful married life. When you’re in a relationship, you learn pretty fast what makes your partner tick. Instead of bickering, this spouse apologizes…a lot. A husband in Maine posted a Greatest Hits compilation of all things he’s apologized to his wife for.  It’s minor stuff that happens in a relationship, but when they’re listed, they sound ridiculous. Here are his biggest transgressions, compiled in a greatest hits video: “Going upstairs for the night without announcing it . . . applying the car brakes to save their lives . . . letting the knife touch the plate for a fraction of a second while cutting a steak . . . momentarily faced her while breathing hot breath in her face.”