The New Yorker’s Grace Miceli knows that feeling you get when you’re in the middle of an important project, but your phone just won’t stop ringing. So, instead of putting it in silent mode and finding a nearby drawer, here are six humorous suggestions for where to hide your phone:
- In a fish tank.
- In a safe, swallow the key.
- Buried in the dirt of your dying houseplant.
- In the dirty laundry.
- Between the mattress and the box spring.
- Sewn inside your childhood stuffed animal, which you hide when people come over.